did you ever meet kunta kinte?
if you did you would likely be happy.
even though he didn't like you.
you would still be happy.

so this is what i say to you: you are a glop.

a glop of goop so glip you'll likely want to glean a glimpse of gloppity gloop before taking some time to recover from the glandular glone.
gland be with you.
glunk

why do i have a christina aguilera song in my head?
that song "beautiful" is actually pretty good.
it sounds like a ballad that could have come out 10 years ago, one of those timeless heartrendering things that just never go out of style.
i tell you what.

today's listening strategy:

i started off the day with dr. dre/2pac's "california love," an amazing track that still rocks.
yes yes.

now, i'm listening to the oddball sounds of Flanger's "outer space/inner space"
weird electronic jazz thing.

yeah.

i have coffee.
i'm wearing a shirt.
burgundy.
my dad's old bowling shirt actually.
people love it.
simply everyone in the entire world loves it.
love me for my shirt.
i am beautiful. and gag me with a spoon too.
wouldn't that be fun? to get gagged with a spoon?
maybe not.
i don't know.

space and time.
time and space.
let my people go.
look at me, i'm sandra dee.

ok, remember to give to the united fey.

your friend,
banko

who knows nothing.

the girl can dance.

how can this be.
what to say.
new years was amazing.
i had such low hopes.
and yet it soared so high.
the whole damn thing.
once again, my theory proves to be correct (not necessarily a common thing, mind you).
flying on the seat of your pants, following your instinct, don't plan....whatever the fuck it is,...it works for me.
so much fun.
yeah.
fuck yeah.
what can you do.
what can anyone do.
fuck.
fucking a

i am now leaning forward.
remember to floss.

i have learned to abide by the rules.
which rules, i'm not sure.
but rest assured,
i have learned.


the ways.
yes.
i am a cloned baby.

some funny new phrases: fucking gratuitously, great excuse for foreplay

new years eve is played out.

i survived christmas in San Francisco, for the first time. barely.

this holiday thing has become so disingenuous. some may say i'm jaded. i say nay.
i am realistic.
i am woman.