Happy Arbor Day

Enjoy the entire 24-minute TV version of Dr. Seuss' beloved tale, The Lorax, produced in 1972.
I think The Lorax is more than appropriate on today's national observance of Arbor Day, usually held the last Friday in April.

So go plant a tree today! Or hang out by a tree. Commune with your vegetation.

meanwhile, other people commune in different ways, preferring to smoke their trees.



UPDATE!
Still others just wanna f*ck a tree.

You're Soaking In It

Why is it that this busybody Madge is so damn gung-ho for Palmolive dishwashing liquid? I mean, honestly, if she's such a talented and respected manicurist, how could she be so stupid and force her customers to unwittingly soak their mangled hands in dish soap? Clearly, she has ulterior motives here, getting kickbacks on the side from Palmolive despite proclaiming she chose to be a manicurist because she sought "romance, adventure, money and a thirst for power."
Madge is a big meanie.

Welcome to Style Country

Shoot This Man

Please

Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down

Synth Porn

CHARLES COHEN AT THE BUCHLA MUSIC EASEL from ALEX on Vimeo.

Wir sind die Roboter

God, I love Kraftwerk.
They started it all.


Plus they have kick-ass robots of themselves. I want one of me.


And they still like their patterns.


Not to mention green swirly things.


And who couldn't love Florian Schneider? He's the tops.

Nazis

Pretty Sneaky, Sis

Get Your Face Full of Goo

A Note From The Past

The following letter was written by me in October 1977, a few days after my brother Dave was born. It's a trip to read this. Sorry about the scan cutting off. Dave sent it to me, i'm guessing he scanned it.

Beautiful Place

rapscallion
anal fissure
todd gak
shut in
shuttlecock
orangeaid
concubine
professor
professional wrestling
shucks
kernal
creamed corn
soup
soup nazi
elevated spinach
chocolate soup
pando
panda bear
bend me shape me
fornicate
fornication
shepherd
bungee jumping
cascading condiments vehemently
jumbling tower
pancakes
bastard cakes
stone mayonaisse
earth angel
dumbwaiter
chortle
benfranklin
species
kevinsorbo
spatialconcerns
spock
spock's brain
band-aid the brand
band aid the want
beautiful place

beautiful place

beautiful place

transgressions
terrence mckenna
triad

beautiful place

hummer G
in the key of
franklin
franked
frankie
frank
frankenfurter
frankenfusser
no i won't say al franken
even though i did
fuck you
fuck pepper prints in charitable consequences among derelict individuals possibly named Sam.
if you're lucky.
with or without the apostrophe.
either way.
i said that first.
before that.

beautiful place.

sensation.

meandering.

shookers.

faster.

don't say bye.

interruptus maximum.



....

failsafe atmosphere

safe

box of safe.

i feel safe

i am safe

you feel safe

you are safe

safety

safety third

if you want it to be

strum

hum

mum

clum

tum

rum

num

num

num

twinkle cakes.

beautiful place

Give The Drummer Some

Give him time to warm up too.