Thursday, August 14, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
you always hated chickens.
your gravy smells like rancid meat.
Panning for gold is a legitimate business.
No, not Michelle Tea.
Michelle is kind of weird name, I think.
I mean, what the funk kind of name is Michelle? I'm not dissing all the Michelle's of the world.
Far from it, Michelles!
Jesus Christ, back the fuck UP, Michelles!
Chill the fuck out, Michelles!
DO i have to electrocute a Michelle to end this shit?
I guess so.
Scaring people with death by electrocution usually works in your benefit.
People don't like to be electrocuted.
Yet, they'll be total dicks for other much more mundane everyday reasons and get a bullet in the face.
That's the way the bullet crumbles, doesn't it?
At least we have the right to bear arms, above all else. Even genitalia.
You can shoot that shit right off, you know.
I've got a gun.
Deliver me from EVIL.
Bitch ass bitch.
i smell it.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Weeee the people, in order to form a more perfect union......
God, this so takes me back to my childhood.
And yes, dates me a bit.
But there's no denying some of my earliest memories learning about the constitution, declaration of independence and all the related US history were thanks to the Schoolhouse Rock spots on Saturday morning cartoons on ABC-TV.
By ingeniously combining music and cartoons, they taught a generation of kids about American history, grammar, science, economics, mathematics, and politics.
And i'd be remiss without including another historical favorite, I'm Just a Bill.
Too bad the process of a bill becoming a law is more complex than this scenario but still.....it's very informative.
always loved how it ends "He signed ya Bill! Now you're a laaaawww!"
via Crooks and Liars. Thanks for the inspiration!
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Enjoy the entire 24-minute TV version of Dr. Seuss' beloved tale, The Lorax, produced in 1972.
I think The Lorax is more than appropriate on today's national observance of Arbor Day, usually held the last Friday in April.
So go plant a tree today! Or hang out by a tree. Commune with your vegetation.
meanwhile, other people commune in different ways, preferring to smoke their trees.
Still others just wanna f*ck a tree.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Why is it that this busybody Madge is so damn gung-ho for Palmolive dishwashing liquid? I mean, honestly, if she's such a talented and respected manicurist, how could she be so stupid and force her customers to unwittingly soak their mangled hands in dish soap? Clearly, she has ulterior motives here, getting kickbacks on the side from Palmolive despite proclaiming she chose to be a manicurist because she sought "romance, adventure, money and a thirst for power."
Madge is a big meanie.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
bend me shape me
cascading condiments vehemently
band-aid the brand
band aid the want
in the key of
no i won't say al franken
even though i did
fuck pepper prints in charitable consequences among derelict individuals possibly named Sam.
if you're lucky.
with or without the apostrophe.
i said that first.
don't say bye.
box of safe.
i feel safe
i am safe
you feel safe
you are safe
if you want it to be
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
The very scary Reverend Kane in the very stupid Poltergeist II: The Other Side is on right this very second on AMC.
Ol' Reverend Kane certainly liked his hats, both on sunny and rainy days.
Even his teeth were scary.
And it should seem obvious about the whole library thing.
See the good Reverend in action above.
Withstanding the godawful trailer for the duration is simultaneously your punishment and good for your soul.