Synchronicity

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Honest Abe Keeps It Real

Emo Obama

Get a Room

Change Is Hard - McTaint in '08!

Change Is Hard - John McTaint

Change Is Hard

Vote John McTaint in 2008!

Get your very own barrel of light sweet crude oil, just for voting for John McTaint. Join the McTaint Straight Balk Express today!

Greased Lightning

Slo-Mo lightning strikes.

Good Day, Sir!

You Stink

Save The Tiger

via Butter Team

Pickles Have Ridges

It's merkley???

You Always Hated Chickens

you always hated chickens.

your gravy smells like rancid meat.

Panning for gold is a legitimate business.

Texas tea.

No, not Michelle Tea.

Michelle is kind of weird name, I think.

I mean, what the funk kind of name is Michelle? I'm not dissing all the Michelle's of the world.

Far from it, Michelles!

Jesus Christ, back the fuck UP, Michelles!

Chill the fuck out, Michelles!

DO i have to electrocute a Michelle to end this shit?

I guess so.

Scaring people with death by electrocution usually works in your benefit.

People don't like to be electrocuted.

Yet, they'll be total dicks for other much more mundane everyday reasons and get a bullet in the face.

That's the way the bullet crumbles, doesn't it?

At least we have the right to bear arms, above all else. Even genitalia.

You can shoot that shit right off, you know.

I've got a gun.

Deliver me from EVIL.

Bitch ass bitch.

Deliver me.

EVIL.

i smell it.

It's True, Ozzy! I Really Do Love 'Bark At The Moon'

Via Sorry I Missed Your Party

The Circle Of Life

Click on the image to get a bigger view.

Smile

The Progress Bar

via Ironic Sans

Please Give This Seat To The Elderly or Disabled

Friends With Benefits

How Californians View The Rest of America

I'd say this is pretty accurate.

Rabbit

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This may have been out for awhile but i had never seen it before.
It's pretty bizarro and not for the squeamish.
Here's more information on the person behind Rabbit and how it was made.

Happy And Churlish

oh hai ... lincoln was shot

bummer.

Creepy Slo-Mo Baby Laugh

McSame 08

Obama's Likeness Being Used by Texas Car Dealership

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Scenes from the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2008 event held in May. Watch out!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Find more Science experiments videos

Superhero Fashion Emergency

Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive

Thanks For Being There

Swing Wings and Slayer

Swing that shit!


Mama Mia!

Have You Heard The Good News?

As Obama Heads to Florida, Many of Its Jews Have Doubts


Hillary Raises Assassination Issue
Hillary, seriously. WTF??

Jon Stewart Warned McCain About Crazy Base World

This Is A Meme We've Enjoyed.

Good Kitty

via Triumph of Bullshit

Hope

Go Ask Alice

Music artist Pogo remixes Alice in Wonderland. what a great idea. I am sure you'll see more things like this.

via Laughing Squid

Why Do People Have To Fight?

You'll understand a bit better why people have to fight after watching this.

Darth, Play Us Out

Yeah, it's from BoingBoing. so sue me.

Heeey, Learn About The USA

Weeee the people, in order to form a more perfect union......

God, this so takes me back to my childhood.
And yes, dates me a bit.

But there's no denying some of my earliest memories learning about the constitution, declaration of independence and all the related US history were thanks to the Schoolhouse Rock spots on Saturday morning cartoons on ABC-TV.

By ingeniously combining music and cartoons, they taught a generation of kids about American history, grammar, science, economics, mathematics, and politics.

And i'd be remiss without including another historical favorite, I'm Just a Bill.



Too bad the process of a bill becoming a law is more complex than this scenario but still.....it's very informative.
always loved how it ends "He signed ya Bill! Now you're a laaaawww!"

"Oh Yeah!"



via Crooks and Liars. Thanks for the inspiration!

pageantry

The Boyfriend

Damned boyfriends always get in the way of everything.

How Hillary & History Intersect

Bacon Tastes Good

Delicious!


Or not so delicious ....

Happy Arbor Day

Enjoy the entire 24-minute TV version of Dr. Seuss' beloved tale, The Lorax, produced in 1972.
I think The Lorax is more than appropriate on today's national observance of Arbor Day, usually held the last Friday in April.

So go plant a tree today! Or hang out by a tree. Commune with your vegetation.

meanwhile, other people commune in different ways, preferring to smoke their trees.



UPDATE!
Still others just wanna f*ck a tree.

You're Soaking In It

Why is it that this busybody Madge is so damn gung-ho for Palmolive dishwashing liquid? I mean, honestly, if she's such a talented and respected manicurist, how could she be so stupid and force her customers to unwittingly soak their mangled hands in dish soap? Clearly, she has ulterior motives here, getting kickbacks on the side from Palmolive despite proclaiming she chose to be a manicurist because she sought "romance, adventure, money and a thirst for power."
Madge is a big meanie.

Welcome to Style Country

Shoot This Man

Please

Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down

Synth Porn

CHARLES COHEN AT THE BUCHLA MUSIC EASEL from ALEX on Vimeo.

Wir sind die Roboter

God, I love Kraftwerk.
They started it all.


Plus they have kick-ass robots of themselves. I want one of me.


And they still like their patterns.


Not to mention green swirly things.


And who couldn't love Florian Schneider? He's the tops.

Nazis

Pretty Sneaky, Sis

Get Your Face Full of Goo

A Note From The Past

The following letter was written by me in October 1977, a few days after my brother Dave was born. It's a trip to read this. Sorry about the scan cutting off. Dave sent it to me, i'm guessing he scanned it.

Beautiful Place

rapscallion
anal fissure
todd gak
shut in
shuttlecock
orangeaid
concubine
professor
professional wrestling
shucks
kernal
creamed corn
soup
soup nazi
elevated spinach
chocolate soup
pando
panda bear
bend me shape me
fornicate
fornication
shepherd
bungee jumping
cascading condiments vehemently
jumbling tower
pancakes
bastard cakes
stone mayonaisse
earth angel
dumbwaiter
chortle
benfranklin
species
kevinsorbo
spatialconcerns
spock
spock's brain
band-aid the brand
band aid the want
beautiful place

beautiful place

beautiful place

transgressions
terrence mckenna
triad

beautiful place

hummer G
in the key of
franklin
franked
frankie
frank
frankenfurter
frankenfusser
no i won't say al franken
even though i did
fuck you
fuck pepper prints in charitable consequences among derelict individuals possibly named Sam.
if you're lucky.
with or without the apostrophe.
either way.
i said that first.
before that.

beautiful place.

sensation.

meandering.

shookers.

faster.

don't say bye.

interruptus maximum.



....

failsafe atmosphere

safe

box of safe.

i feel safe

i am safe

you feel safe

you are safe

safety

safety third

if you want it to be

strum

hum

mum

clum

tum

rum

num

num

num

twinkle cakes.

beautiful place

Give The Drummer Some

Give him time to warm up too.

Happy Friday! Live In A Giant Bucket. Get Naked.

(via Smoking Gun)

Don Hertzfeldt rules. This guy is a lunatic.



Now it's time to Get Naked, please.

Thanks.


and if you don't get naked?
This guy will hurt you.


69, dude.

(via Smoking Gun)

Machine Gun

new single from Portishead's new album Third, released April 28.
This track is a trip, different, dark.

A More Perfect Union

Obama nails it in this speech in response to recent racial issues
that have emerged in recent weeks.

God Is In His Holy Temple

The very scary Reverend Kane in the very stupid Poltergeist II: The Other Side is on right this very second on AMC.



Ol' Reverend Kane certainly liked his hats, both on sunny and rainy days.



Even his teeth were scary.



And it should seem obvious about the whole library thing.



See the good Reverend in action above.
Withstanding the godawful trailer for the duration is simultaneously your punishment and good for your soul.

Assuredly.

Change

art by Shepard Fairey