let me kiss your lips
not the ones on your face.

jahwah bless quiet riot.

god is great!

jehovah's witnesses make such interesting pets.
such a tangled web we weave.
spider-man sucked my elephant's trunk.
wholly moses!
dudley moore is dead.
so much for "six weeks."
at least he died painfully.
nobody wants to die peacefully.

me, my eyes are going to be punctured out by a kitty and then i'll be savagely skinned alive because of a dispute over a parking spot.
should be gravy.
luckily, i'm a robot or that would all REALLY suck.

uranus is a good planet.
fuck neptune.