Thursday, May 08, 2003

best thing to ask an attractive woman carrying a recently-purchased package of toilet paper:

"so, you gonna go home and take a messy shit now?"

guaranteed, she'll respond.

last night i saw adult. at the bottom of the hill. it was quite fun. the audience was pretty cranky at first, which was odd.
oooh, gossip alert!: carlos D from interpol was spotted hanging out there, and i tell you, he was plenty angry.
not really.

you stink something fierce.

at least you have developed your kidney stone remover.

i am sweating.

you are not.

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