oooh, i just got a weird memory from being in florida, specifically winter haven, where my grandparents were kicking it...smells like fresh oranges while still growing on the tree, which is different than actual oranges.
i never was a huge fan of orange julius either.
i need to work.
ooh, there was that random conversation i overheard in nyc about some dork that watched "the big lebowski" five days in a row. the dude's response "Who does that?"
agreed. i loved the movie. but come on.
never that much

respiratory issues are not a crime
cream filled donuts just aren't as good
good times was not a good show
show me the money was a lame catchphrase
cuba gooding jr. has ruined his career
those stains on my shirt have ruined me
staind is a lame band
band on the run is a good song by paul mcCartney and wings
on a wing and a prayer is not only the name of a bon jovi song but also the name of the plane richard dreyfuss' character was flying when it blew up.
bon jovi is from new jersey and also named one of their albums that, too.
new kids on the block were never good
good n plenty candy sucks too

i am sick and tired of being fatty.
you're the one for me fatty.
fatty is as fatty does

stupid is as stupid does - i must be stupid because i never understood that fucking phrase.
shitball.

sack of yalls.
needle