Monday, April 26, 2004
It's time to come clean
you know, after hiding it for so long, i think it's time to let the cat out of the bag and reveal my true identity.
i think it's time for the world to know the real me.
you see, it's tough, because i'm so conflicted on so many different levels.
you understand.
but it's something that has to happen, if i'm going to stay true to myself and my integrity.
because dammit, that's all we got in this crazy mixed up world.
ok.
here goes.
i'm black francis.
that's right, the guy from the pixies.
frank black.
whatever you want to call me.
jerkface, noisemaker, sponge, corrupter of youth.
that's me.
black francis.
man, i feel a lot better now that i have that off my chest.
i can live again.
be part of the family.
it's all part of allah's plan, remember.
danke
Sunday, April 25, 2004
hot jam
hot jam sounds kind of gross. i doubt i'd like hot jam. jam should be room temperature, leaning toward cool/cold. not too cold. jam needs to breathe, to feel alive and wanted. to be eaten and enoyed in your mouth, saturated with enzymes in your saliva.
god bless us everyone.
mega quick reviews
horse noodles horse noodles - weird snarky experimental electronic music. contains random picture of horse on cover to be trippy and funny. doesn't work.
tha fruitbat tha fruitbat - drum n bass. not really into drum n bass anymore. definitely on the techy side. not really into techy stuff, unless it's minimal techno. this isn't minimal techno.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
Huh?
How could Bush even ATTEMPT to present himself as caring about the environment??
he's the most anti-environment, pro-big business president we've ever had. never mind that the EPA was established under a Republican Administration (Nixon). Bush just cares about making his cronies and political contributers happy.
God, Bush is such a fucking asshole. he really sucks hard.
here's the lame story of mr. asshole
Bush is a prick
hmmm, this is even MORE interesting but for so many different reasons.
Cops nab gay couple after widely viewed treetop tryst
How could Bush even ATTEMPT to present himself as caring about the environment??
he's the most anti-environment, pro-big business president we've ever had. never mind that the EPA was established under a Republican Administration (Nixon). Bush just cares about making his cronies and political contributers happy.
God, Bush is such a fucking asshole. he really sucks hard.
here's the lame story of mr. asshole
Bush is a prick
hmmm, this is even MORE interesting but for so many different reasons.
Cops nab gay couple after widely viewed treetop tryst
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Make Love
crescent moon
trees
charlie brown
kitty poop
bottles
discuss
i just realized i'm really into the word 'damn!' right now.
with the exclamation point.
i just read a bunch of shit i just wrote.
i'm being hyper self-obsessed right now.
Big surprise.
Fuck Pears.
Short sentences are awesome.
Sometimes.
Irene, Goodnight.
good times
crescent moon
trees
charlie brown
kitty poop
bottles
discuss
i just realized i'm really into the word 'damn!' right now.
with the exclamation point.
i just read a bunch of shit i just wrote.
i'm being hyper self-obsessed right now.
Big surprise.
Fuck Pears.
Short sentences are awesome.
Sometimes.
Irene, Goodnight.
good times
Fear Your Government
Damn, this is scary. The Feds shut down warez sites.
gotta catch those pirates!
But that's not all.
The Pentagon is fuming about the release of photos of military coffins. remember, we're not supposed to see the bad side of war.
Here's the site where you can check it out.
The Memory Hole
(Be patient - it took a while to load up).
ha, funny, i just saw an ad for an upcoming CBS TV movie, Helter Skelter, the story of Charles Manson and his followers in the late 60s and early 70s, and it reminded me of a funny story. or at least, an imprinted memory.
i was maybe 6 or 7 years old, and we had just moved to comstock park from the exciting city of Dorr, Mich.
we were watching TV downstairs in the basement and on comes this super scary photo of the crazed Charlie Manson, with the swastika burned into his forehead and everything, covering the entire TV screen. it was advertising the TV movie, Helter Skelter (that phrase was written in sharon tate's blood on Roman Polanski's bathroom wall - see, scary!).
i was immediately frightened, then even more so when my mom ordered me to leave the room right away, because obviously it was something that frightened her enough that she didn't want me to be exposed to it.
and for some reason, i just remember that moment. my mom yelling at me to look away from the television and go upstairs.
good ol' charlie manson.
he's fucking crazy.
but still alive.
go forth and conquer.
Damn, pal, you sure are delicious!
Read this and recoil in disgust, i.e. Enjoy.
Damn, this is scary. The Feds shut down warez sites.
gotta catch those pirates!
But that's not all.
The Pentagon is fuming about the release of photos of military coffins. remember, we're not supposed to see the bad side of war.
Here's the site where you can check it out.
The Memory Hole
(Be patient - it took a while to load up).
ha, funny, i just saw an ad for an upcoming CBS TV movie, Helter Skelter, the story of Charles Manson and his followers in the late 60s and early 70s, and it reminded me of a funny story. or at least, an imprinted memory.
i was maybe 6 or 7 years old, and we had just moved to comstock park from the exciting city of Dorr, Mich.
we were watching TV downstairs in the basement and on comes this super scary photo of the crazed Charlie Manson, with the swastika burned into his forehead and everything, covering the entire TV screen. it was advertising the TV movie, Helter Skelter (that phrase was written in sharon tate's blood on Roman Polanski's bathroom wall - see, scary!).
i was immediately frightened, then even more so when my mom ordered me to leave the room right away, because obviously it was something that frightened her enough that she didn't want me to be exposed to it.
and for some reason, i just remember that moment. my mom yelling at me to look away from the television and go upstairs.
good ol' charlie manson.
he's fucking crazy.
but still alive.
go forth and conquer.
Damn, pal, you sure are delicious!
Read this and recoil in disgust, i.e. Enjoy.
well, this is good news for california voters
It looks likely that Diebold is going to get the boot from California. Damn straight!
Click Here
It looks likely that Diebold is going to get the boot from California. Damn straight!
Click Here
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
weirder than christmas
ok, wow, this is big.
here we go.
ready?
i actually like my job.
i do.
i won't divulge the actual name of said employer. but it is a well-known company loved by millions around the world.
regardless, i don't remember the last time i was this happy to travel great distance.
it's very strange.
but it's true.
my coworkers are cool.
the work is mentally challenging but not too straining. i don't feel overworked. i have a nice computer.
i'm sort of left alone.
it's good.
weird, huh?
damn.
i know.
strange.
fuzzy uppy.
before i go on, here's a thought:
your grandma had sex.
a lot.
chew on that, big ass.
here's something interesting. it seems as if poets die young. writers of all sorts die young. dammit.
all these years i've wasted. real trouble.
don't feel five alive today or tomorrow.
it's better that way.
lambs are cool animals.
sheep are even cooler.
wool can be frustrating though.
it's all part of don ho's plan.
don't you think?
i think.
i feel.
i know.
i love.
i am.
yep.
short words can be cool sometimes.
i've been bushwhacked.
ass ass.
good night and pooh bless.
ok forget what i just said.
i decided an addendum was needed.
first, i'm listening to the new Detroit Grand Pubahs out of pure obligation. i feel i have an obligation, dammit, to tell the world my thoughts about this record.
and my initial impression?
uh...well, since they were a one trick pony to begin with, i'll give them a bit of cred for making another record. that said, it's as juvenile as ever.
the album is called galactic ass creatures from uranus. yes, that's the album title.
sad, i know.
but what can you do.
it's pretty bad.
gnarly even.
if i may adopt the californiaspeak.
just...whatever.
i dunno.
blech.
boring.
ok, wow, this is big.
here we go.
ready?
i actually like my job.
i do.
i won't divulge the actual name of said employer. but it is a well-known company loved by millions around the world.
regardless, i don't remember the last time i was this happy to travel great distance.
it's very strange.
but it's true.
my coworkers are cool.
the work is mentally challenging but not too straining. i don't feel overworked. i have a nice computer.
i'm sort of left alone.
it's good.
weird, huh?
damn.
i know.
strange.
fuzzy uppy.
before i go on, here's a thought:
your grandma had sex.
a lot.
chew on that, big ass.
here's something interesting. it seems as if poets die young. writers of all sorts die young. dammit.
all these years i've wasted. real trouble.
don't feel five alive today or tomorrow.
it's better that way.
lambs are cool animals.
sheep are even cooler.
wool can be frustrating though.
it's all part of don ho's plan.
don't you think?
i think.
i feel.
i know.
i love.
i am.
yep.
short words can be cool sometimes.
i've been bushwhacked.
ass ass.
good night and pooh bless.
ok forget what i just said.
i decided an addendum was needed.
first, i'm listening to the new Detroit Grand Pubahs out of pure obligation. i feel i have an obligation, dammit, to tell the world my thoughts about this record.
and my initial impression?
uh...well, since they were a one trick pony to begin with, i'll give them a bit of cred for making another record. that said, it's as juvenile as ever.
the album is called galactic ass creatures from uranus. yes, that's the album title.
sad, i know.
but what can you do.
it's pretty bad.
gnarly even.
if i may adopt the californiaspeak.
just...whatever.
i dunno.
blech.
boring.
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