yo ho ho, we gots a party coming up at lipo lounge this friday night just in time for halloween. unfortunately, the link on the latest issue of flavorpill to my name is NOT ME.
which really sucks. but what can you do?
in the meantime, just know that THIS tim pratt lives and breathes for marshmallow soup.
and gelatin sideburns.

makes no sense, huh?
neither does this blog.

upward and downward
tP