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so now there are all-new terrorist threats, huh?
gee, kind of interesting considering all the named suspects have been known for months as being potential collaboraters with Al Queda.

here's the story

the bottom line is a terrorist attack could happen anytime, anywhere.
it's a little odd that the U.S. isn't raising its so-called "Terror Alert" to the Orange level because they can't confirm where it might be. which makes absolutely no sense. how does that change anything?


i'm heading out to Detroit Friday afternoon for a long weekend in Detroit to check out the annual electronic fest there, now known as the Movement Festival, formerly known as the Detroit Electronic Music Festival (DEMF).

i'm so damn exhausted trying to finish writing all the artist descriptions.
and wonderful, organizers added nearly 20 more artists to the bill on TUESDAY, just days before it kicks off (which is Saturday at noon).
Ridiculous.
But,
I know i'll have fun, so whatever.
screw now. enjoy later!

back to work...

Eat More Delicious Food & Try Not To Die
Looks like my diet's just been cut in half.
Dammit

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And Yet Another Reason Not to Wear Neckties

All Hail The Brown Bunny

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Remember when Vincent Gallo's film was met with total derision and contempt by most audiences at the Cannes Film Festival last year?
Well, a radically altered version is finally being unleashed, though it remains a question mark if the infamous full-on fellatio scene between Chloe Sevigny and Gallo is still in the thing.

Click here

God Loves Sex
This is too weird.

Christian men Try to stop masturbating

Families Lash Out at Giuliani at Hearing
Click Here

It's about time Rudolph Giuliani got some well deserved heckling for 9/11. While not necessarily his fault, he's ultimately responsible for the execution of fire and emergency personnel to a disaster scene such as the Trade Centers.
Everyone i've ever known that lived in NYC while Giuliani was mayor hated him with extreme passion.

So Fuck Rudolph Giuliani.
Unless you enjoy living in a Police State, just like ol' asshole 'President' Bush approves of, Giuliani is NOT your man.

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also, check out this story about how iTunes Shuffle is changing how people listen to music.
very interesting.
click here numbskulls

NEW FEATURES FOR PAPERSPRAY, MY PEEPLES

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no lies.
truth.
really, the truth.

lord have mercy.
glory be.

here we go...

PaperSpray Gets Its Shit Somewhat Together

NEW FEATURES

• You can now post comments on recent posts on PaperSpray for the whole damn world to see. Check it out ya'll. neat. really doe. Just scroll down to the end of a particular post you'd like to take issue with and click on the hot linked comments and go to it. Some assembly required.
  
• You can now receive new PaperSpray posts via XML feeds.
  You never have to leave the privacy of your own homepage again. Let the vile filth come to you. Oozing seems like a good word to use at this point. People that don't know about XML, well, that's unfortunate. Good luck.
  
• note, the archives on your left (unless you're in Antarctica, then it'd be your right) are now slimmed down and streamlined thanks to their super smooth low-carb diet. Thanks Dr. Atkins (R.I.P.)
  
• i think you can also receive actual living, breathing emails sent to your inbox whenever the next post on PaperSpray comes to fruition. It's a delicate process, to be sure, but dammit, we make it work. We are me. Thanks.
  
• Good, great and really sticky hot backwards insane sex, now available on PaperSpray. See stores for details and potentially less additional information, for seniors.
  
• Nothing more, just thought I'd add this extra bullet. It really makes the page come to life, this last bullet. Really. Excellent. Nothing better than a good looking page. Better than ice water on a lukewarm day. Delicious animal taster.
  

Whew, thank Jehovah The Giant that's over. Or my name isn't Uncle Samp.
Open your fries, good.

Mmmm, Just What you Want to See

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Seriously.
Would I lie to you, your brother?

A Great Way to Live

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Five Good Words

• Muzzle
  
• Puzzle
  
• Shovel
  
• Herker
  
• Emaciate
  
  

Fasten your diaper.

Beautiful Lifto.

Go Away, Little Girl.

Donny aren't you dead.

Come dance with Michael.

Look at the feather on the ceiling.

Go fuck around with your rubber doormat.

Living in America is better than living in Antarctica.

Some people say that i look like the popular singer, Elton John.

Nobody ever told you about Grandma Chicken's leg of lamb fiasco, did they?

Paperweights are exciting things to bring home when fasting and staring at the wall.

Do you remember Rock N' Roll Radio, by the Ramones, back in the late 1970s or early 1980s?

Chatham is another good name, or moniker, if you will, though i can't imagine i'd want to be Chatham.

You're a lame duck, Mr. Bond.

Fast with dignity.

Pass too.


Much like Jesus, I wept.

happy happy

this made me laugh out loud. and normally i think jimmy fallon is a twit. still do, actually.

"Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad this week where he told reporters, 'If anyone thinks I'm here to throw water on a fire, they're wrong.' So, more bad news for Iraqi prisoners who are on fire." Jimmy Fallon

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also, today is TIM PRATT BETTERMENT DAY, in case you didn't realize.
yeah, it's true.
quite a day.
why, you ask?
well, here you go.

1. my new ipod arrived today - i have yet to actually see the damn thing, since i had it delivered to tina's work. rock! 40gb of love. can't wait.

2. new 250gb external hard drive purchased - yep. finally, i can back up my 62.03gb of music currently on my super squished 120gb hard drive i'm on right now.
plus it'll be cool to be able to like, back up all my damn data. shit yeah.

3. dave chappelle first season DVD purchased - thank you Fry's for that impulse purchase! dammit. oh well. it'll be funny as hell. chappelle is god. i've finally realized the truth. plus it's uncensored. how can you deny uncensored crap?

4. playing a dj gig tonight at the Attic - tonight, feels right. Starbuck. Now there was a great band. and this is my fifth gig in four days! rocka rolla wheela deala.

5. i'm hungry - i need to eat. don't you think? thanks for the memories/mammaries.


love america, hate charlie bucket.