Thursday, July 29, 2004

Fear works


Hence, why Bush is still in the race. He invokes fear at every opportunity.
Fear of Death Wins Minds and Votes

Doing their part to fight the war on terror


this is beyond ridiculous. a woman arrested for eating a fucking candy bar in the subway.
Woman arrested, cuffed for eating candy bar in subway station

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

12-Year-Old Kid rocks the DNC


Ilana Wexler, from my home here in Oakland, Calif., delivered quite an amazing speech last night in Boston. I couldn't believe she was only 12. Check out this story, which also talks about her website, www.kidsforkerry.org

Barack Obama
The new Star of the Democratic Party



Illinois State Senator Barack Obama and soon-to-be Illinois Senator in the U.S. Congress delivered a heart-tugging, impassioned and inspiring speech Tuesday night at the Democratic National Convention.
Obama is a born speaker, and I can't wait to see what he can do once he's elected (his former Republican opponent, Jim Ryan, had to withdraw after it was revealed that he often took his ex-wife, Star Trek Deep Space Nine star Jeri Ryan to sex clubs, even though she opposed it, and wanted her to have sex with other men). As of now, the GOP has no candidate opposing Obama in Illinois. They actually tried to recruit Mike Ditka for the seat but he declined.

Anyway, Obama's speech was one of the best speeches I've heard in a long time. It actually had me nearly teary-eyed. No joke. He was that good.
Here's transcript also available.

Also, good ol' Bill Clinton delivered a hell of a speech the previous evening at the DNC, and it was equally inspiring, with unusual zeal for the former president. I actually miss the guy. I kinda wish he could run again. He'd crush Bush, no contest.


and on a completely different topic, i found this story about a new 3D-type digital audio format very exciting.
MP3 Pioneer Debuts Spatial Sound

But i must say, i'm encouraged by the DNC thus far. Good speakers, better than i expected. I really wish i was there now that i'm seeing it. I want to be there in four years, in some capacity.

Bush Falls Off His Bike - Again


And then we have a highly overlooked story about poor little Georgie, who just can't seem to stay on his bike, falling off it again for the second time since May.
Ironic in that i had to find it on an Indian newspaper.
Dubya takes a tumble
finally, it appears that Bush's delusions of grandeur are right on target. he says God told him to smite his opponents like Al Queda and Iraq, so he did.
Read all about Bush's 'God loves War' bullshite

Sunday, July 25, 2004

What's the Matter With Kansas?


A lot apparently. but that's not important right now.
actually, this book by Thomas Frank sounds interesting, basically a progressive's attempt to understand why conservatives think the way they do, a frank (ha) and honest examination of the "enemy," as it were, in politics.
I heard an interview with Frank on NPR the other day and found it quite interesting.
Click here for more info

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Jibber Jabber



Arnold proves he's a little less than professional with "Girlie Men" comment - jackassery in full swing

Drug Aircraft to be shot down in Brazil, i.e. who cares if a few innocents die, as long as we stop drugs!

Flicking mosquitoes better than swatting - easier said than done, fool, those bitches hurt

Military families and a big portion of the spirit world applaud 9/11

Latest Presidential Polls -- too bad they're not all that relevant considering we should be looking at the races in individual states...Electoral College, nimrods

John Edwards' brother pleads innocent to DUI charge -- from 10 years ago! He's no longer fit to run, dammit!

U.S. probes possible 9/11 link to Iran -- i.e. despite the fact that nearly all the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. Can you say diversionary tactics?

Apple introduces upgraded iPod -- that fucking blows because i just bought a 40gb iPod two months ago and now they drop a $100?

Crazed Surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up -- oh my god


Reefer Madness could be for real Feds say -- i.e. yet another way to justify the billions of dollars wasted on trying to 'win' the war on marijuana. Quite a war.

Fuck waiting in line at the amusement park -- money talks!

Don't forget to support the troops and their extreme bloodlust for murder




my new car - sometimes, dead is better. now, a new life breathes in a new car. too bad i'm still dreaming about my old one, like i did last night. that my car had been reoutfitted and had ended up going to the moon. why the hell am i dreaming about my dead car? i love my new car. it's smaller, fast, stronger and loves to solve diplomatic issues with third world countries.

intelligence czar - i'm for it, i'm for big government, the bigger the fucking better. someone needs to head all these errant agencies running amuck out there. damn. what's wrong with some responsibility? lay me down and call me bucket. she's eating more franks.

my name is teresa heinz kerry. and i vote for pandemic cumquats.

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Rowdy Roddy Piper is Dead at Last


Or is he?
Enjoy the Caste system.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Yet another crime committed by the Bush Administration


US Denies Contribution to UN's Population Fund for Third Straight Year
Thanks GOP, for once again inflicting your radical "Christian" agenda on millions of innocents by blocking much-needed funds to third world countries, blaming China's "coercive family-planning programs" as the reason.
But we have billions upon billions readily available to go invade a country and kill thousands of innocent people in our quest to "free" them.


This Land
While i think that this cartoon bashes Kerry more than he deserves to be bashed (come on, Kerry may be dull, but he isn't in the same stratosphere of evil that George W Bush resides in), it's still kind of funny.

Crank out the sweatsocks, Jimmy, it's going to be a scorcher!

Don't forget to include all relatives in your theory of relativity statement you're making tomorrow.

Thanks for having sex.

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Prime Minister Chamberlain declares war on terror


it's about time too, damn. what's up neville? you being a damn chicken again?
lame, so lame.

so fucking weird.
remember when i was telling you that story?

ok, so, yeah, i got a little sidetracked, but it was all for the greater good, you see.
i mean, i do know you can see because you're reading this right now.
which is cool.
that you are reading.
because reading is a lost science.
or so the newspapers say.
just like the new york times said that god was dead.
remember?
walking in the sand?
just like don juan demarco.
i remember those days back on the ranch.
good times, really.
good time.
"sail on" by the commodores is playing right now.
it's hard, in times like these, not to think of isabel sanford, god rest her merry gentleman.
and her body too.
band of the hand was a stupid movie too.
fuck ancient greece. they were stupid.