Prime Minister Chamberlain declares war on terror

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it's about time too, damn. what's up neville? you being a damn chicken again?
lame, so lame.

so fucking weird.
remember when i was telling you that story?

ok, so, yeah, i got a little sidetracked, but it was all for the greater good, you see.
i mean, i do know you can see because you're reading this right now.
which is cool.
that you are reading.
because reading is a lost science.
or so the newspapers say.
just like the new york times said that god was dead.
remember?
walking in the sand?
just like don juan demarco.
i remember those days back on the ranch.
good times, really.
good time.
"sail on" by the commodores is playing right now.
it's hard, in times like these, not to think of isabel sanford, god rest her merry gentleman.
and her body too.
band of the hand was a stupid movie too.
fuck ancient greece. they were stupid.