Chop off my limbs for the GOP

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it's what every good american should do if we're ever going to defeat the war on terror.
i know, it's difficult, but our president would do the same thing if it weren't for the fact he needs those hands to sign nasty new freedom-limiting bills into law, shake hands with despicable humans out to make a quick buck, and blind, idiotic americans who actually think he's doing a good job for them.
it's true, limbless americans are better.
do it for uncle sam today.
or risk being put in prison at Gitmo for being a terrorist.
you terrorist!