Monday, January 10, 2005

Plug Your Eyes and Cover Your Nose

More random shite from my mind of make-believe.
Or maybe it's real?

I'm going to this next weekend in Los Angeles.
Body Worlds: The Anatomical Exhibition of Real Human Bodies
one of my favorite pics is of the body holding all of his own skin. Awesome.

oh this is nice, the White House paid a commentator to say nice things about their stupid, shitty plans.
White House paid commentator to promote law

Fat City
And the Fattest City Is...Houston! Philadelphia is a close second, with Detroit rolling in at 3rd for Fattest City in the U.S. Rounding out the top fat Five are Memphis and Chicago. Big surprise. Ha.
Meanwhile, the most Fittest U.S. cities are: Seattle, Honolulu, Colorado Springs, San Francisco, and Denver.

Do SUVs Make You Stupid?
Signs say yes.

Traffic Love in the Yay Area
I-580 home to 3 of Bay Area's worst traffic bottlenecks
Congested as ever. For the record, i travel on I-880 to and from work every day. I feel like that should be higher on this list than it is.

this is too funny.
though i'm appalled that Kid Rock likes Bush.

Right-wing Christian groups are furious that rap-rocker Kid Rock is set to perform at a youth concert to celebrate President George W. Bush's inauguration.
The die-hard Republican hitmaker is set to join clean-cut teen stars Hilary Duff and Jojo at the "America Rocks Today: A Call to Service" concert in Washington D.C., organized by Bush's twin daughters Barbara and Jenna.
Christian groups are furious that Bush would allow Kid Rock to be associated with him, due to his profanity-laden lyrics, and his infamous line in 2001 song "You Never Met a [bleep] Quite Like Me," sang, "I met the President when I was half-stoned."
In an earlier song in 1990, when the President's father George was in charge of the country alongside the elder Barbara as First Lady, Kid Rock sang, "Pimp of the Nation, I could be it/ As a matter of fact, I forsee it/ But only pimpin' 'hos with the big tush/ While you be left pimpin' Barbara Bush."
Donald Wildmon, chairman of the American Family Association, fumes, "What in the world are these people thinking?
"This is the biggest slap in the face to the Christian conservatives. Where I come from, you talk about my mama like that, those are fightin' words. Shooting words.
"There's no greater defender of family values than President Bush."

that last quote is particularly funny ... "as long as you ain't gay, divorced or doing other sinful things."

Exhaustive, monotonous but strangely fascinating site.
Jenny, Are You There?
If you don't recall Tommy Tutone's early '80s hit, "867-5309," much of this joke will probably be lost on you.

Vote for me in the bloggies. Less than a day remains. Vote anyway. Deadline is 10 p.m. EST (7 p.m. in my time zone)
Bloggies: Fifth Annual Weblog Awards

File this under the "Awwww" category.
Kitties are better for everyone.
Women like men who like cats

Remember ABC Afterschool Specials? They were popular in the 1970s and '80s.
I loved 'em back in the day. Now available on DVD, in cases that look like Trapper Keepers! Rock!

Year-end top music of 2004 lists scrutinized, analyzed and dissected.

2:50 p.m.
Montreal's Unicorns break up?

A great guide to ripping and encoding music

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