Saturday, March 13, 2004

i'm fat

dammit, it's true.
i'm a lard ass.
a whaler.
large marge.

or so that's what i'm told. see i did my BMI (body mass index) today and it turns out, i'm in the "overweight" category. not obese.
but still, overweight sucks.
i can't be overweight.
but i am.
for my size.
i'm the magnificent.

sashe hey!
who can i call today to hang with me in the city?
butter cup butter cup catch my thigh.

you steenk

but you cannot deny the power of Screamin' Al. He'll knock your ass off with his amazing vocal strength.

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