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Last i knew, there was a war going on.
We're deeper in the hole as a nation than ever before, with trillion-dollar deficits.
We've got a crazed president hellbent on privatizing Social Security.
We've got a Congress that refuses to raise the piddly ass minimum wage but has no problem doling out billions and billions more for this so-called 'war.'
And last i knew, Osama Bin Laden was still on the loose.

And Congress is worried about steroids in baseball.

Who the hell cares?
What's the number of people in this country currently abusing steroids?
And who really gives a shit?
Who really gives a shit what athletes are doing?
Why should we care?
What are they doing for me?
Yet another nonexistent issue the media laps up like rabid lemmings.

Meanwhile, the senate just passed new bankruptcy legislation that will make it much harder for people to file for bankruptcy.
They act like people are abusing the bankruptcy thing just to get out of debt. One has to be suspicious when you consider all the credit card companies were totally behind this legislation.
Funny, a study was done and the most common form of debt that leads to bankruptcy filings isn’t young kids running rampant with credit cards. It’s people with insane medical bills. So yeah, let’s target those sick assholes, huh?

As if all that wasn't bad enough, now we're going to fuck up the environment even more for nothing with this bullshit legislation to start drilling in Alaska.
I've got a crazy idea -- how about giving incentives (i.e. money) to auto companies who switch over to making vehicles that use alternative fuel sources and/or reward companies that produce more hybrid vehicles.

No, that's useless liberal mumbo jumbo, right?

Yes, the people running this country are incredibly selfish, uncaring people.

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DeLay treated for heart condition
– that’s surprising to me. I thought he had a heart of stone.
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Finally, something sensible in the news for a change.
Gay Marriage ban nixed in California, the Best State
Once again, all you ‘Pro-Family’ groups look like total fools. Again (so i guess i’m anti-family then – i was spawned in a Petri dish, that’s right, i forgot…or maybe i’m a replicant with a manufactured memory. I’m actually only 3 years old and i’m scheduled to be shut down in a couple months).
Seriously, what is your problem, other than being completely discriminating against a group of people you disagree with morally?
Tell me what is wrong with two humans loving each other?
so what if they happen to be of the same sex?
ridiculous.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Need more to worry about? Here you go:
Are Nanobacteria Making Us Ill?
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Apple's new OS Tiger coming in April!
Mac Geeks like me are stoked.
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IBM Unveils Mouse Adapter That Assists Hand-Tremor Sufferers
Shake No More

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Remember kids, quitters never win and winners never quit
Wise words from my grandpappy in WWII.

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Newfound Christian ‘Head’ from Korn decides he needs to Save 50 Cent through song
My favorite quote:

The Big Guy speaks through me a lot when I write, and I have a song for 50 Cent I wrote in the Holy Land. I feel like it's a personal letter to 50 from God, so I'm going to give it to him personally and see what his reaction is," Welch wrote. "If it's a positive reaction and he's willing to talk to me, then I'm not gonna release it, but if the reaction is not positive, I'm going to share it with the world."

You GO, Head!
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Cliché finder for the people
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Everything is beautiful in its own way
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Are you a Lower Literacy person? If you're reading this, doubtful.
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The woman behind the classic hip-hop line "It takes Two to Make Things Go Right" dies
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Get On Your Ass and Ride
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Always There to Watch Over You