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finally, the answer we've been looking for.

time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' ... into the future
(if that link don't work, try this one

dammit, i want a full-color display iPod for less
apple, you bastards.

see, i told you teflon was bad shit.

never drink and drive a zamboni
hell, i just love to say zamboni.

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STARFUCKER CORNER
aw, eve, you're like, really mad, huh?

Eve Seething After Sex Tape Leak
R&B star Eve is fuming after a homemade sex tape she filmed when she was 21 was leaked onto the Internet.
The 30-second video shows the singer and then boyfriend, Bad Boy Entertainment producer Stevie J using a sex toy and is dated November 20, 1999.
Eve has taken immediate legal action to have the footage pulled from the Web, and her spokesperson has issued a statement attacking its leak.
It claims the tape was made "years ago with her boyfriend of over two years. The fact that a private moment is being made public is a violation, and we would hope that people would respect her privacy as they would their own".
A friend tells the New York Daily News, "She's devastated by this. She's hired a private investigator. She can't figure out how this got out. (Stevie J) says he has nothing to do with it and is also horrified because he has kids."

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Rumors I'd Like to Spread About Amelia Earhart

i have her skeleton
she stinks
she was a bitch.
she hurt dolphins.
amelia was a man.
she hated men in pants.
she had wooden teeth.
she smoked cigars
she only hated smoked chicken.

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Where is Kriss Kross when we really need them?