Thursday, June 30, 2005

Pop Rock Ya

finally, the answer we've been looking for.

time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' ... into the future
(if that link don't work, try this one

dammit, i want a full-color display iPod for less
apple, you bastards.

see, i told you teflon was bad shit.

never drink and drive a zamboni
hell, i just love to say zamboni.

aw, eve, you're like, really mad, huh?

Eve Seething After Sex Tape Leak
R&B star Eve is fuming after a homemade sex tape she filmed when she was 21 was leaked onto the Internet.
The 30-second video shows the singer and then boyfriend, Bad Boy Entertainment producer Stevie J using a sex toy and is dated November 20, 1999.
Eve has taken immediate legal action to have the footage pulled from the Web, and her spokesperson has issued a statement attacking its leak.
It claims the tape was made "years ago with her boyfriend of over two years. The fact that a private moment is being made public is a violation, and we would hope that people would respect her privacy as they would their own".
A friend tells the New York Daily News, "She's devastated by this. She's hired a private investigator. She can't figure out how this got out. (Stevie J) says he has nothing to do with it and is also horrified because he has kids."


Rumors I'd Like to Spread About Amelia Earhart

i have her skeleton
she stinks
she was a bitch.
she hurt dolphins.
amelia was a man.
she hated men in pants.
she had wooden teeth.
she smoked cigars
she only hated smoked chicken.


Where is Kriss Kross when we really need them?

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