Haircut 100, a moving eyebrow and Pablo Cruise

i got my haircut yesterday. yessir, i did.
you should have seen me. if you would have been there, you would have been shocked, moved and amazed.
I believe it.

Grandma junction was around today and didn't do anything but push me around. she deserves the maximum treatment.

there's a lot of coverage in these parts about ol' johnny walker. why, just last night as i was getting my ears lowered, the barbers were commenting about Johnny Walker Red and having a good yuk or too.

They call me yukmouth, cause i don't brush. oh i like my teeth like this.