courtesy Mr. Rolls and Mr. Pratt, who have some modesty, no shame and elegant moustaches

uberhip-adult contemporary-windham hill-electronic-house-daterape fest = 111 Minna
egocentric-self-backslapping-we're-so-ironic-supermusic-tigerbeat show = tigerbeat show
faux-intellectual-honkey-backpacker-no-soul hip-hop = indie hip-hop