if you took five years to make yourself look pretty, where would you be?
tantalizing tales from beyond the third wall, and even more from the fourth wall.
Look, matching sunglasses!
Phil Collins really does suck. I wonder if he'll rot in hell with Borkum Riff?
Look, defenseless pygmies!

I'm the jack of all trades and the john of all jacks.
They call me the jack because i like rack and pinion steering committees.

Kabul has fallen. Let the world now officially sigh.
Whoo, that was a close one.

Back to life. Back to reality.
Back to the here and now.
Again.

Plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Perky brethren make for lifeless dolls.

And that's the way it was, at this moment. Not a thing that makes sense.
And dammit, don't you feel lucky?

Eat a mouse today!

Your loyal servant,

Pico