Lionel Richie must be stopped. He is evil.
How could anyone in their right mind remix fucking Lionel Richie's "All Night Long?"
Who EVER liked Lionel Richie?
If I'm ever at someone's home and I see that they have Lionel Richie CDs in their collection, I'll be heading for the door immediately. There's just no excuse for the man.
He's as bad as Randy Newman, who also needs to be eradicated.

So sayeth the Shepherd! (at this point, you're supposed to yell as loud as you can, "So Sayeth The Flock!" -- collectively)

Good afternoon.

your confidante,
Charlie Bucket