how the fuck did this happen today?
today? yesterday. same difference.
as i sit here with my alcoholic beverage being empty in a shitty ass plastic cup from my former employer those assholes. well, that one asshole.

drink more fluids.
that's what they tell you. but that's sometimes bullshit.
just like i said before, everything is bullshit.
see?
cheese is not as good as people say it is.

tell the people the good news. tell them all. they all want to know the real story.
the fake story. some fucking story.
i wish i was in dixie hurray.
hurray.
i wish i was in dixie hurray
hurray.