runteldat!
martin lawrence sucks.

karen finley is coming to berkeley. i should see her. she was banned. i like banned people.
i wish i could be banned.

i always go on here with the wish to make an important comment about something that could affect your very being but then i'm so dumb i forget by the time i get here.

bullshit.
it's all bullshit.
see!

where is mr. randy watson when we need him?

brush your face off. i'm standing her on the corner with yoko ono and she's screaming like a banshee.
how will i ever get out of this jam?

jam on it.